We’ve got skirts, we’ve got necklaces, we’ve got lamps, we’ve got lunch boxes, we’ve got amanda-and-brian matching vibrators. But if you are an artist who makes RAD SHIT, there is still time for you to get in on party with the democratic future of merchandising. We’re especially looking for folks who make functional but weird items, like lawn chairs, serving platters, shower curtains, mirrors, door stops, dog collars, condom wallets, iPod cozies, incense holders, music boxes, dressers, night stands, footstools, wearables, rosaries, knee highs, and parasols all DRESDEN DOLLS STYLE.

Email Beth@PostWarTrade.com links to your Etsy, your DeviantArt, your Flickr, or just attach photos of The Things You Make to the mail. They don’t have to be Dolls things, just examples of your mad craftsmanship skills, along with a little bit of info on how you’d DRESDENIZE THEM.

(We don’t actually have vibrators. We just wish we did. Definitely email beth if you make hand-painted nontoxic Amanda and Brian pocket rockets!)